Things I Don't Understand

1. Why the law school coffee shop closes at 3:00 PM on Fridays.
2. Why it is closed for the majority of finals
3. Why there is no student association providing ample free cups of crappy coffee at weird hours of the day
4. Why the law library has decided to close at 6:00 PM during finals study period
5. Why we have to leave the library, only to turn around and swipe back in 
6. Why there is no kitchen in the law student section of the library
7. What the point is of this stupid library policy
8. What I'm going to do with my crap that has spread out all over this desk while I leave, turn around, swipe back in, and set up again
9. Why they make us waste time in this idiotic manner
10. What the meaning of life is.