To Those Who Are About To Die...

I salute you. In the sense that I'm there with you. This is me comforting you:

It gets better, I promise. Also there is a break, and happiness, and holidays, and sleep, and drinks at the end. Mostly the drinks part. What I really wanted to find was a gif from Gladiator where they're saluting the emperor, but I fail at technology miserably, so please allow this adorable cat and dog gif to be my restitution.

Evidence in a nutshell: OBJECTION!!! Judge: On what grounds, counselor? Me: *sits back down very slowly*

THE END.