Step 1. Remain sweaty, so that you feel as disgusting as you probably look.
Step 2. Have multiple uber-hydrating beverages (I went with chocolate coconut water and regular water).
Step 3. You need a change in music, so look for something either inspiring or catchy (so it'll keep you awake).
Step 4. Decide it's just about time for a glorious recap of late 80's-mid 90's music. Spend several minutes finding some.
Step 5. Start with "Steal My Sunshine" by Len, next is "Down Under" by Men at Work, and then you can go wherever you'd like.
Step 6. RESIST the urge to sing along and/or dance along. You WILL get dirty looks from every single other law student in your immediate vicinity (which, thankfully isn't too many at the moment).
Step 7. Have a mini flashback to that trip in high school during which you were forced to listen to a bunch of terrible music until you wrested control of the sound system back from the horrid counselor and put Queen on, like a logical person.
Step 8. Briefly mourn the fact that you've never been back to the land of Oz.
Step 9. Wish the showers at school (yes, there are showers INSIDE the law school) weren't quite so gross. Or that you'd brought non-sweat soaked clothing to change into.
Step 10. Realize how much time you've just wasted. Give yourself a mental slap to the face. Get back to work.
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