Thursday, March 14, 2013

Ways To Know It's Finals


  1. You can literally concentrate on nothing
  2. You're pretty sure you're awake 98% because of caffeine
  3. Facebook has been temporarily deactivated
  4. 90% of your diet consists of what might be deemed "junk food" 
  5. Ladies: your hair is in a ponytail more often than not
  6. Dudes: it has magically become acceptable to wear sweats in public
  7. Using the printer at a capacity that could be deemed abuse if it were an animate object
  8. All of the tables around you have laptops, at least one book per person, at least one beverage per person and at least one person wearing reading glasses.
  9. Highlighters are used/discarded and generally tortured
  10. Workout clothes are no longer confined to the gym.
  11. Hiding from people has become an acceptable way to pass your weekend.
  12. Every time you make a real meal it feels as if you've accomplished some herculean task and deserve to be rewarded.
  13. Somehow it has become acceptable to take an elevator two floors
  14. You're sent into a panic at the mere mention of a case name you can't place
  15. Free coffee makes your day 1000% better
  16. When you run out of coffee at home, you get a demonic headache that penetrates the back of your eye sockets
  17. Advil is a means of survival
  18. Sedentary has become the only way of life you know
  19. Each and every undergraduate in YOUR library is met with a withering glare 
  20. The library's rule against eating and food has become a mere suggestion.
  21. You bear a modicum of ill begotten and ill deserved ire toward any human in your vicinity whom you have not willingly chosen to associate yourself with.
  22. EVERYTHING is distracting.

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