How I Fail at Adulthood

These are just the most recent in a series of failures that will make up my struggle to be a real adult for the rest of my life.

1. Eating vegetables like a person
2. Cooking real meals like a person
3. Keeping up with the laundry like a person
4. Washing all dishes immediately post using them
5. Not counting fried potatoey things as an essential part of a meal
6. Leaving the house on time (we're not aiming for early here, because...honestly....I'd be incapable of that)
7. Understanding time constraints (who knew that figuring out a place to live for the summer would be so difficult?)
8. Understanding questions you should ask when offered a job (e.g. how much does it pay?)

That's it for recent failures. I'm sure there will be more. There are daily ones.

Bah.